Theatre on the Edge

		Adam Benjamin Adam has the grace of a llama, the wit of a platypus, and the charm of a porcupine. His humour has been known to stun adults into polite silence and bring small children to tears. He can, however, do the splits.
		Alan Dawdy Alan doesn't know how to operate a toaster but is able to do amazing improv. Go Figure!
		Ali Reza This person has nothing witty to say currently
		Andrea Buchholz For the past six years, Andrea has found herself drawn to ToTE by a strange magnetic pull for which she is currently undergoing medical investigation. When not improvising, Andrea enjoys photography, working out, spending time with her husband and stepchildren, and defying the principles of Canadas Food Guide. She is perhaps best known in ToTE for her lack of knowledge of all things science fiction, and her love of alphabet scenes.
		Bari Parsche "Bari Parsche" is a character based on the American actress and model, born Norma Jeane Mortensen. She is considered one of the greatest stars in American cinema history and cultural icons of the 20th century.
		Bernie Roehl Bernie Roehl has been a part of the theatre community in Kitchener-Waterloo for the past 35 years. In addition to Theatre on the Edge, Bernie performs with the Mysterious Players dinner theatre company and the Royal Medieval Faire.
		Brandon Corrigan This witty individual has nothing to say for themselves (yet).
		Brian MacIsaac This performer hails from Guelph where he can be found doing many Guelphy things. He is a brilliant performer. We are, of course, referring to the shine off his head... hence no photo. He often refers to himself in the third person just to be annoying.
		Craig Rintoul This person will soon have something more witty to say than this.
		Geoff Pease This person has nothing witty to say currently
		John Askin Recently released from a metaphorical prison of his own making, John has dedicated the rest of his life to the unrelenting pursuit and defeat of the invisible voices that got him convicted in the first place. Joining him on this quest are wit, charm, Waldo the hand puppet, an unfortunate need to pun and a not quite natural love of sausage. Stay tuned. The wurst is yet to come.
		John Wilkinson SWM ISO SWF for funtimes. I enjoy long walks, candle-lit dinners, and the sound of chickens (by long, I mean several weeks). I am a musician, philosopher, activist and entertainer. Could you be the one? Come, let me set fire to you.
		Karen Oddson After retiring from the corporate world, Karen is on a quest for a new career. Guru, chef, fondue artist and chief are all options at the moment, but improv, The Royal Medieval Faire and keeping her husband's pants up takes most of her time. However, she will listen to any proposals that do not include cruelty or jam.
		Kevin Magri Kevin is the alias of "Punctuation Man: Defender of Eloquence!" As a freelance communications consultant, our caped crusader protects clients from the embarrassment caused by redundancy where more words are used than is necessary. And by sentence fragments. He also performs with the Mysterious Players and is on the Board of Directors for the Kitchener-Waterloo Improv Festival (KWIF).
		Kevin White TRUCKS!
		Marc Van Es Marc was delighted to discover improv while unemployed. He thinks everything you need to learn in life you can learn from improv. He now uses this new found power for good (on stage at TOTE).
		Martin Asling Martin is a firm believer in the principles of holistic comedy. He finds that true comedy comes from within and cannot be replicated by corporate synthetic approaches. If you would like to purchase Martin's Comedy Essence Oneness Wristband simply wink at the next full moon. Your wristband should arrive within 4 to 6 weeks. Prepare to be billed according to the logic of the tides. No refunds.
		Mary Dawdy Mary has an unhealthy obsession with numbers that she has been trying for years to overcome. She says improv is a way of "going inside the numbers" without getting hurt. Who knows, she may be right.
		Melanie Madronic Wilkinson Melanie breaks it down, rips it up, tears it apart, throws it to the ground, kicks it in the knee, rolls it in dirt, smears it with icing, covers it with sprinkles, bakes at 320, removes it lovingly from the pan and realizes she should have put the icing on AFTER she cooked it so she runs out of icing, flees to the store...
		Rob Card This is Rob's Bio. He often writes in Haiku. Not that you'd notice.
		Sandee Lovas Sandee is single and was sick of dating off of the web. So she deiced to get out and meet some real people. After spending time with the people at ToTE she has since gone back to online dating to find more "normal" people.
		Sophie Twardus Sophie has a great memory for sciolism (pointless obscure facts). She know every number squared till fifty. She stills remembers the poem she had to learn in grade nine and can recite it at breakneck speed much to the woe of her friends. So with her memory she knew improv with its lack of script was the perfect type of theatre for her. She is willing to do any scene except rhyming unless the scene is also in French.
		Steve Wiffen Steve wandered into a workshop and soon became hooked on improv. With years in the insurance business dealing with risk, he decided to live on the edge, stumble to the edge, fall off the edge, and join Theatre on the Edge. A chance to enjoy life outside the comfort zone keeps him coming back. His family can't believe he's doing this!
		Susan Williams Susan spends her weekdays making database software work better on Linux, and her nights and weekends doing just about anything but. She'd like to say that she has a lot in common with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Xena Warrior princess, but that would be exaggeration. Her hobbies include knitting, gardening, and lying about her age. She's 31.
		Will Klumpenhouwer This player will soon have something witty to say.

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