 |  | Adam Benjamin 
Adam has the grace of a llama, the wit of a platypus, and the charm of a porcupine. His humour has been known to stun adults into polite silence and bring small children to tears. He can, however, do the splits. |
 |  | Alan Dawdy
Alan doesn't know how to operate a toaster but is able to do amazing improv. Go Figure! |
 |  | Ali Reza
This person has nothing witty to say currently |
 |  | Andrea Buchholz
Recently paroled, Andrea enjoys spending her new-found freedom breakdancing, auditioning for reality TV shows and trying to overcome her lactose intolerance. Still smarting from her rejection as the fourth member of Destiny's Child, Andrea remains single. She is hoping to date her parole officer. |
 |  | Ashley Hommel
This witty individual has nothing to say for themselves (yet). |
 |  | Bernie Roehl 
Bernie Roehl has been a part of the theatre community in Kitchener-Waterloo for nearly a quarter of a century. He was the winner of the 1999 Kitchener-Waterloo Arts Award, and recently directed the controversial sex-education play "Live On Stage Uncensored". |
 |  | Brian MacIsaac
This performer hails from Guelph where he can be found doing many Guelphy things. He is a brilliant performer. We are, of course, referring to the shine off his head... hence no photo. He often refers to himself in the third person just to be annoying. |
 |  | David Atos
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 |  | Geoff Pease
This person has nothing witty to say currently |
 |  | Gita Pattison
Gita likes adventures and Indian Ragas. Her varied career, encompassing the most disparate fields, led this native of Cologne, Germany to recognize in 1989 that there was only one career path for her: acting! Her amazing parodies have earned her fame in international shopping malls. Children trust her. |
 |  | Greg Linforth
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 |  | John Askin
Recently released from a metaphorical prison of his own making, John has dedicated the rest of his life to the unrelenting pursuit and defeat of the invisible voices that got him convicted in the first place. Joining him on this quest are wit, charm, Waldo the hand puppet, an unfortunate need to pun and a not quite natural love of sausage. Stay tuned. The wurst is yet to come. |
 |  | John Wilkinson
SWM ISO SWF for funtimes. I enjoy long walks, candle-lit dinners, and the sound of chickens (by long, I mean several weeks). I am a musician, philosopher, activist and entertainer. Could you be the one? Come, let me set fire to you. |
 |  | Julie Taylor
He made her an offer she couldn't refuse. She's heard about these games, but wasn't even fully sure that she wanted to play them. Her heart raced wildly with fear and excitement. If she wanted to advance this relationship, it was up to her. Swallowing her pride she jumped up to join him. What could she possibly say to show him that she was there for him? Finally, the words fell to her trembling lips, and with the humble utterance, "that's not my fish", she knew she belonged. |
 |  | Karen Lucas 
After retiring from the corporate world, Karen is on a quest for a new career. Guru, chef, fondue artist and chief are all options at the moment, but improv, The Royal Medieval Faire and keeping her husband's pants up takes most of her time. However, she will listen to any proposals that do not include cruelty or jam. |
 |  | Kevin Magri
Kevin is the alias of "Punctuation Man: Defender of Eloquence!" As a freelance communications consultant, our caped crusader protects clients from the embarrassment caused by redundancy where more words are used than is necessary. And by sentence fragments. He also performs with the Mysterious Players and is on the Board of Directors for the Kitchener-Waterloo Improv Festival (KWIF). |
 |  | Kevin White
Earth. Dinosaurs. Man. Wheel. Kevin. |
 |  | Marc Van Es
Will, someday soon, have something witty to say |
 |  | Mary Dawdy
Mary has an unhealthy obsession with numbers that she has been trying for years to overcome. She says improv is a way of "going inside the numbers" without getting hurt. Who knows, she may be right. |
 |  | Melanie Madronic Wilkinson
Melanie breaks it down, rips it up, tears it apart, throws it to the ground, kicks it in the knee, rolls it in dirt, smears it with icing, covers it with sprinkles, bakes at 320, removes it lovingly from the pan and realizes she should have put the icing on AFTER she cooked it so she runs out of icing, flees to the store... |
 |  | Nicholas Rintche
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 |  | Rob Card
This is Rob's Bio. He often writes in Haiku. Not that you'd notice. |
 |  | Russell Owen
Russell studied at Second City with Bruce Hunter. Upon his release he performed with Toronto Theatresports, Planet Mirth and Ego Smego. He still occasionally goes for solitary walks on the moors. He owns no cats. |
 |  | Sandee Lovas
Sandee is single and was sick of dating off of the web. So she deiced to get out and meet some real people. After spending time with the people at ToTE she has since gone back to online dating to find more "normal" people. |
 |  | Steve Wiffen
Steve wandered into a workshop and soon became hooked on improv. With years in the insurance business dealing with risk, he decided to live on the edge, stumble to the edge, fall off the edge, and join Theatre on the Edge. A chance to enjoy life outside the comfort zone keeps him coming back. His family can't believe he's doing this! |
 |  | Susan Williams
Susan spends her weekdays making database software work better on Linux, and her nights and weekends doing just about anything but. She'd like to say that she has a lot in common with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Xena Warrior princess, but that would be exaggeration. Her hobbies include knitting, gardening, and lying about her age. She's 31. |